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“Bah, but print magazines are full of unsightly ads and noxious corporate propaganda from blowhards who haven’t had an original thought in forty years,” you might reply. You are, as usual, correct about most print magazines, but we are pleased to inform you that Current Affairs is a peacock of a different series of colors.
Current Affairs is 100% free of any advertorials and infotainment (except of the satirical variety), and we publish clever, unique, well-researched stories that rags like the Economist and Time fear to cover. When you subscribe to the Current Affairs print magazine, not only are you supporting a left media institution with credibility and influence, but you’re also giving a cheerful middle finger to wealthy corporations, subservient state propagandists, and joyless buzzkills across the world! Best of all, a year-long subscription will cost far less than a standard pair of shoes.
The ethos of Current Affairs.
Current Affairs was founded in 2016 with a simple mission: to render all other magazines both despised and obsolete and, in the process of doing so, to help usher in a glorious era of democratic socialism. In a few short years we have made tremendous progress in both regards.
Here’s how:
First, we write about serious things in serious detail. We do not feign “objectivity,” that mythic state in which journalists are not part of the world they write about, but neither would we argue that—for example—open borders are Obviously Good without providing substantial evidence to support our claims (turns out they are obviously good, and boy do we have evidence). We take our responsibility to enlighten and inform very seriously. We are the left magazine for people skeptical of leftism, and we cite our sources, show our work, and elaborately buttress our arguments.
But we try not to be tedious. Between the covers of Current Affairs you will also find musings on the weird and frivolous, beautifully absurd illustrations, and satire so astutely acidic that it has been known to wither its targets on sight. Our readers deserve not only the Bread of Wisdom, but also the Roses of Joy, and we are honored to provide both these things in ample quantities.
Praise from our Friends
We have told you nice things about Current Affairs. Those things are true—but perhaps you desire confirmation of our many qualities from sources that are a bit less biased (on account of being us). Here, in the testimonials section you shall have them!
Denunciations from our Foes
Not only has Current Affairs earned effusive praise from workers, students, and highly-respected intellectuals, we have also attracted the scorn of the worst people on earth! After all, nothing infuriates a demagogue like having their ideas thoroughly and wittily debunked. It’s clear that Current Affairs has all the right enemies—see for yourself:
You-centric amusements.
But enough about those assholes. At Current Affairs, our real focus is on you, our beloved subscriber. To make your reading experience as joyful and interesting as possible—after all, we have the radical notion you ought to enjoy what you read—our print magazine is chock-full of amusements. These colorful, intricate, uproariously entertaining tidbits are the perfect palate cleansers between our absorbing articles, featuring games, quizzes, cut-outs, and more!
Policy Health care, immigration, criminal justice, and more!
When most magazines talk about policy, it’s either A) dull, B) condescending, or C) some combination of both. Not so at Current Affairs! We feature profiles and interviews with some of the brightest thinkers in the world—like Naomi Klein, Dr. Abdul El-Sayed, and Adolph Reed—and we also go to great lengths to show how the ideas they support (or oppose) affect the lives of ordinary people every single day.
Whether you’re looking for a clear explanation of why America’s border controls are inhumane, proof that capitalism’s goal “infinite growth” is impossible, or what really led to the rise of Trump, we have you covered!
USEFUL DIAGRAMS
Our magazine does not just tell, it shows. Want to see which circle of Hell each of your enemies belongs in? Consult our panoramic diorama. Want a guide to the contemporary college campus (as seen through the paranoid mindset of the American right)? We’ll show ya one! Need a map of the internet? You’ll find it in the pages of Current Affairs.
UTOPIAN VISIONS
As you can see, the Current Affairs print magazine pulls no punches. We tell it like it is—but we also tell it like it should be. For the joyless technocrats who run most mainstream magazines, utopian thinking may have gone out of style, but at Current Affairs we are firmly committed to envisioning a happier, healthier, more fulfilling world where the afflicted may be comfortable and the comfortable may be afflicted in diverse and fanciful ways!
Life & Living climate, development, education, and more!
Have you ever wondered why water is so expensive in some parts of the U.S., or why most modern buildings are so ugly, or how charter schools manage to use ever-greater sums of money to yield ever-poorer results? Every issue of Current Affairs contains many fascinating investigations into the factors that shape our daily lives. You are certain to be delighted and surprised! (Or perhaps infuriated, but satisfyingly so.)
Libertarian seasteaders? Sure, we’ll dive into that! The gamification of public schools by tech companies? We’ll tell you all about it! The merits of psychedelic drugs for various uses? Yes, and how!
Oddities & delights.
Death to minimalism, viva infinite delights! The Current Affairs print magazine gives a hearty “fuck off, chaps!” to the cookie-cutter principles of modern graphic design. Instead, we embrace the messiness and diversity of life—which is expressed perhaps most clearly in the “Front Matter” that welcomes you to every new issue, as well as “advertisements” for non-existent products, services, and General States of Mind that may hide benevolently in the pages that follow. Think of it as a tapas buffet for your eyes and brain!
Culture Art, history, travel, and more!
Current Affairs is not only a magazine of politics, it is also a magazine of culture. Nowhere else can you find such charming and insightful discussions of Star Trek plotlines, investigations of various Proclivities of medieval-era Irish monks, or socialist travelogues from the world’s most far-flung destinations. And while other magazines’ culture content may tend toward the vapid or the aloof, you can trust that Current Affairs’ writers always have startling new insights and incredible jokes.
Join us as we explore the bucolic wastelands of Chernobyl, the fun-but-worryingly-blithe-about-Nazism work of P.G. Wodehouse, the deep neuroses of murder mysteries, and much much more!
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