The Current Affairs Field Guide to Socialist Aliens
They come in peace, mostly.
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Democrats’ Revised Talking Points for the Biden Era
“Remember that stuff we said a couple months ago? Please don’t.”
Barack Obama: International Problem Solver
There’s only one ex-president with the courage, hope, and vision to raise awareness about the issues!
Take the Quiz: Which Shape Are You?
Might you be a glorious blorp, or a monstrous scutoid? There’s only one way to be sure!
Valentines to Melt Your ICE-y Heart
Happy Valentine’s Day! ICE still exists.
The Nest Wing by Aaron Squawkin
It’s time to flock together—for freedom.
Five Ways I Use My Jewish Space Laser
In a leaked Facebook post, Rep. Majorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) claimed that the 2018 California Camp Fire was caused by a “laser beam or light beam” fired by “Rothschild Inc.” This is pure anti-Semitism; obviously, Jews have better uses for their space lasers, as Jason Adam Katzenstein demonstrates.
The North Pole Goes South
Santa tempted fate for many years, but climate change has finally caught up with him. Current Affairs visited the North Pole to report on the situation, and present this work of up-to-date photojournalism.