Take the Quiz: Which Shape Are You?
Might you be a glorious blorp, or a monstrous scutoid? There’s only one way to be sure!
Articles by Lyta Gold
Presenting The 2020 “Griftie” Awards
Precedented times or not, the grift stops for no man. Today, Current Affairs celebrates.
Current Affairs Presents: Liberated Cosmopolitan
Seize the means of reproduction with these five *sizzling* slogans!
When History Happens
Editor Lyta Gold reflects on the writings of Connie Willis and the heroes of history.
Can You Beat the Bureaucracy?
In the land of bureaucracy the truth is meaningless and only technicalities matter, which means you’ve already made your first mistake.
Build Your Own All-Purpose Bidenism
Sometimes you need to be Joe Biden at the spur of the moment. We’ve got you covered.
The Fake Nerd Boys of Silicon Valley
Managing Editor Lyta Gold on Star Trek, Silicon Valley’s lack of imagination, and the arrival of an unexpected future.
Congressional Candidate Jamaal Bowman on Education, Socialism, Poverty, and Peace
The candidate for New York’s 16th district discusses his approach to education, poverty, peace, and more…