The NYPD should be defunded and abolished at once. Once we’ve done that, we’ll have $6 billion extra dollars a year to improve the city. What would you do if you, personally, were in charge of that $6 billion? Jason Adam Katzenstein has some ideas.

The Ides of March and a genuine plague have fallen upon us. Let us add to these terrible omens a Democratic primary debate moderated by….Jake Tapper.

We’re not live-drawing tonight! We’re playing bingo instead.

Just like a regular Democratic presidential debate, only this time with a Republican billionaire who bought his way onstage!

That’s right, the Democratic presidential candidates are having another debate. Because we have all died, and this is hell.

An open letter to the boomer in your life…

Cartoonist Jason Katzenstein draws the debate in real time.

Seriously don’t watch this one. Save yourself. Follow along with the live-draw.