The Incredible Access Man & The Amazing Means-Tested Boy

Bleeding out on the sidewalk? Access Man has the paperwork for that!

Illustration by Jesse Rubenfeld

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Our glorious FIFTIETH print issue, featuring a special panoramic cover from artist C.M. Duffy showing many of the characters from our previous covers! This spectacular edition features essays on foraging for wild mushrooms, the threat posed by U.S. hegemony, the afterlife of Nazi companies, the wonders of opera, the horrors of prison healthcare, and much more. See the latest in trendy men’s fashion and the latest “productivity optimization tools for the modern boss.” Plus a retrospective on the films of Michael Moore!

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